question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
