This girl is more easily done than said...
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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