Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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