I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
