She is in my trunk
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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