She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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