hell yes lets make some ravioli
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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