Sry I called you an 8
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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