OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
We are all done wearing pants today
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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