he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
