Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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