I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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