If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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