it wasn't lemon gatorade
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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