Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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