Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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