Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I need a beard to bite.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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