Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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