i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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