i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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