i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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