I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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