No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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