We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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