I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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