sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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