I will die if light touches me.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
