You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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