No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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