dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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