Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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