Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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