We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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