Your mouth is God's brothel.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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