He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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