I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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