The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
How drunk are you?
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