ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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