When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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