Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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