Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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