He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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