A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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