Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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