Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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