I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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