That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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