Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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