I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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