Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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