You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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