Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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