sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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