you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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